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Referral Coordinator Who Spent 3 Hours On Hold With Insurance Company Emerges Transformed, Calm, Strangely Grateful
Referral coordinator Melissa Tran at her desk Wednesday afternoon, holding lavender tea and what colleagues describe as "a different energy"
Survivor Stories

Colleagues describe the woman, formerly known for color-coded spreadsheets and a visible eye twitch during prior auth season, as "different now" and "a little unsettling, honestly, in a peaceful way."

By The Not Calvient Survivor Stories Desk • Reporting From A Place Of Peace
Insurance Company Congratulates Practice On Flawless Prior Auth Submission, Denies It Anyway
Prior Authorization

Representatives called the documentation "a masterwork of clinical justification" before stamping it Not Medically Necessary.

Referral Coordinator Traces Patient's Journey Through 7 Practices, 4 EHR Systems, And One Actual Carrier Pigeon
Referral Archaeology

The 14-month investigation, conducted using only a spreadsheet and sheer determination, has been submitted for a Pulitzer.

Practice's Three EHR Systems Agree To Weekly Mediation Sessions After Refusing To Share Patient Data For Fifth Consecutive Year
EHR Couples Therapy

Therapist describes the systems as "emotionally unavailable to each other but very communicative about their individual needs."

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Workflow Therapy

Front Desk Staff Develop 12-Step Program For EHR Dependency

Step One: Admit that the system has become unmanageable. Step Two: Accept that the system will never be updated. Steps Three Through Twelve: Find a new career.

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Sticky Note Methodology

Local Practice Achieves ISO Certification For Sticky Note Workflow Management System

Auditors praised the "remarkably consistent color-coding system" and the "institutional knowledge embedded in the note left on the printer since 2018."

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Prior Authorization

Man Who Submitted Prior Auth In January Starting To Wonder If He Should Follow Up

Sources say the patient, now 47, submitted the request during what he describes as "a more optimistic time in my life."

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Survivor Stories

Referral Coordinator Placed On Hold For 3 Hours, Emerges With Complete Sense Of Calm And New Perspective On Impermanence

"At some point around hour two I stopped being angry and started just... listening to the hold music. Really listening to it."

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Ops Opinion

Opinion: I Have Worked In Healthcare Operations For 22 Years And I Am Begging Someone To Please Tell Me What Happened To Mr. Patterson's Referral

By Sandra K., Practice Manager, Someone Please Check The Second Inbox Nobody Remembers Creating

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